Puppy poor 

Buying a $1000 toy breed puppy to have as a fashion accessory like Paris Hilton, and not being able to afford care for it because the owner has rent payments, cell phone bills, etc. as well.

Brittany asked PetSmart if they knew of a free vet anywhere around for her teacup chihuahua, as she was "puppy poor" from having her rent and spray tan bill due on the same day.

Puppy poor by Agslions November 13, 2012

poor puppy's Kong 

when you give the dog the end of the peanut butter jar and you just leave it in the jar and let them eat out of it

I gave my dog a poor puppy's Kong last night. It's time to go shopping for more peanut butter.

poor puppy's Kong by caelhammer November 30, 2016

puppypoose 

A carrier for small dogs that resembles a papoose. Papoose is the Algonquin term for a baby-carrier with straps that go over the shoulders. It is a sign of the apocalypse. This has nothing to do with the rapper Papoose.

I saw a woman walking down the street carrying her dog in a puppypoose. The world is ending!

puppypoose by CherriSpryte February 2, 2008