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Puntiniano

Il Puntiniano è una lingua crittografica poco nota, definita come "lingua messaggera". È un sistema di scrittura a codice progettato per essere semplice, veloce e facile da imparare. Viene utilizzato principalmente per scrivere messaggi segreti, come lettere d'amore o dediche, che rimangono indecipherabili finché il destinatario non conosce la chiave di lettura o cerca la lingua su Google.

Il Puntiniano non è parlabile, ma esclusivamente scrivibile su carta o tramite tastiera dello smartphone.

Caratteristiche principali:

Simboli di Genere: Il simbolo *|* indica un uomo/maschio, mentre * indica una donna/femmina.

Sintassi: Il punto . viene utilizzato per indicare il verbo "amare".

Nomi: Si utilizzano iniziali e abbreviazioni per i nomi propri (es. FP.MR).

Esempio:
Scrittura su telefono: *|*GP.*AM
Significato: Gaetano Puglia (maschio) ama Agata Mineraria (femmina).
Ieri ho ricevuto un bigliettino con scritto *|*fp.*mr e non capivo cosa fosse. Poi ho cercato su Google e ho scoperto che era scritto in Puntiniano: significa che Francesco ama Martina! È un codice segreto bellissimo per scriverti con la persona che ti piace senza farti scoprire dai prof o dai genitori.
Puntiniano by J.Golden Time April 21, 2026
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puntinany 

hick reference to gettin some pussy/vagina
Jim is such a stud he got all kinds of puntinany after he bought his new truck.
puntinany by missj13 November 30, 2009
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