How to define the way a female / male maintains there pubic hair from 1 to 5.
"Dude, what was her pubicategory?"
Answers as follows:
Category 5: 'Au Naturale' completely untouched full length
Category 4: Full length but some areas shaved/waxed
Category 3: No shaving or waxing but trimmed all over
Category 2: Trimmed short and waxed/shaved into a shape e.g. 'Brazialian' 'Landing Strip' etc
Catagory 1: Completely shaved i.e. 'Hollywood'
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'