Pune is Pune

That any vagina is doable. But whale Pune isn't Pune at all.

Yo man that girl over there is so hot. Dude she ugly as hell. Hey Pune is Pune

by GoldxDelicious February 16, 2014

pune

The way an idiot spells poon, often due to a general lack of ability to spell, or more likely not having a clue in matters sexual.

Can often help you spot someone that is either lying about getting some, or just lying about knowing 'adult stuff'

Geth "I got me some sweet pune last night!'

Bob "Wow, get in, though I'm guessing it wasn't your spelling that attracted her?"

Boy 1 "Mate, I was riding the wife like a champ last night!"

Boy 2 "OMG like me to! you shoulda seen the totally rad pune I was getting"

Boy 3 "Sure you did... How old are you, like 12?"

by jeddows June 8, 2010

pune

Noun. Back-formation from "puny". One who is puny, weak, sickly, frail, etc.

The flu would probably kill a pune like him!

by Witchdoc6146 June 11, 2010

Punes

The new word for "penis".

I heard Bob has some small punes.
"Oh yeah baby, put my punes in your mouth"

by Josh Stiles March 24, 2006

pune

Definition #2 above is completely incorrect. For that definition to be applicable, one must look up the word: POON. P-O-O-N is the correct spelling.

Kevin Michael McAlpine is a POON.

by Gnome November 22, 2004

pune

A Play on Words with the word pun, which is, a pun

That joke was a pune

by mChicago February 9, 2005

pune

any "puney" individual who is obviously lacking in strength, stamina, or overall good looks.

"aww that guy's a 'pune'"

"watch your step, 'pune'"

by minijimi03 November 25, 2009