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The new word for "penis".

I heard Bob has some small punes.
"Oh yeah baby, put my punes in your mouth"

Punes by Josh Stiles April 19, 2006

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Punes

Any illness of the temporary, non-fatal sort, as in a common cold. Typically involves chest congestion, NyQuil, and whole boxes of Kleenex for a debilitating runny nose.

Can't go in to work today. I've got the Punes.

Punes by Allanx September 15, 2006

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Punes

Stomach pain due to held in flatulance or fecal matter. Most commonly found after drinking coffee.

Man, these punes are the worst! I need to find a bathroom.

That coffee was great, but now I have the worst punes from holding in my gas during class!

Punes by smileygirl123 February 21, 2017

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Punes

Punes is another way to say “fart” instead of saying “pedos” in spanish.

Pun is the singular way to say fart

Punes is the “more then one” way to say fart

cuando mi papá se tira unos punes, su nalgas suelta tóxicos en el aire, causando un desastre nuclear en nuestra casa. Como el Chernobyl.

Punes by grim69 October 8, 2021

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Punes

Pussy +Penis

I like punes wbu?

Punes by JDJDJJFKSKDNCJCKDDK January 29, 2022

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pukesthetic

The opposite of Aesthetic. The content of the "Aesthetic" makes you want to puke.

"This girl cut her lip and took a photo of it for her tumblr aesthetic but it totally was pukesthetic."

pukesthetic by Amizzleeee March 4, 2017

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Pukeshot

When you are drunk and someone is still to ugly to fuck, you pukeshot her.

He was so drunk last night, he gave her a pukeshot!

Pukeshot by KFChicken August 22, 2012

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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