Pumpkin pussy

when you scrape the insides of a pumpkin out and place in the palm of your hand to masturbate with.

Damn nig, I wasn't able to get that primo clown snatch, so i went home and made a pumpkin pussy

by Leshaun Haberny August 16, 2011

pussy-pumpkin

When an obese ladies crotch has so much fat covering her genitals that it looks like a pumpkin.

"Man, I hooked up with a chik so fat it took me 20 minutes to carve out that
pussy-pumpkin!"

by toast_phucker October 18, 2008

Pumpkin Puss

When a girl's vagina is so plump that it makes her panties, (and in some cases, her pants) bulge out at her crotch.

"Hey Mike, what are you staring at?"
"She's so hot, but when she steps out of the pool my eyes are immediately drawn to the sight of her enormous Pumpkin Puss."

by Vinci22 January 20, 2009

pumpkin puss

The round pertrusion at the front of a fat or obese individual located between the genitals and the gut.thus resembling a pumpkin also known as front butt!!

Most female cops have pumpkin puss!!

by 504 crew January 12, 2009

Pumpkin Puss Wagon

The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.

To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.

When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.

All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.

Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.

“Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride”

by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022

Pumpkin Puss

When the vulva's labia minora are concealed, thus leaving the plump labia majora sitting like the curves of a pumpkin.

I love when my girl shows me her pumpkin puss, then opens it slowly like a flower.

by WhatsGoodnYaDog March 4, 2023