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pussy-pumpkin 

When an obese ladies crotch has so much fat covering her genitals that it looks like a pumpkin.

"Man, I hooked up with a chik so fat it took me 20 minutes to carve out that
pussy-pumpkin!"

pussy-pumpkin by toast_phucker October 18, 2008

Pumpkin Puss 

When a girl's vagina is so plump that it makes her panties, (and in some cases, her pants) bulge out at her crotch.
"Hey Mike, what are you staring at?"
"She's so hot, but when she steps out of the pool my eyes are immediately drawn to the sight of her enormous Pumpkin Puss."
Pumpkin Puss by Vinci22 January 20, 2009

pumpkin puss 

The round pertrusion at the front of a fat or obese individual located between the genitals and the gut.thus resembling a pumpkin also known as front butt!!
Most female cops have pumpkin puss!!
pumpkin puss by 504 crew January 12, 2009

Pumpkin Puss Wagon 

The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.

To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.

When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.

All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.

Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.
Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride
Pumpkin Puss Wagon by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022

Pumpkin Puss 

When the vulva's labia minora are concealed, thus leaving the plump labia majora sitting like the curves of a pumpkin.
I love when my girl shows me her pumpkin puss, then opens it slowly like a flower.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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