Pullistation 

Aggressively masturbating.

Tanner was pullistating the other day.

He was pullistated.
He indulges in pullistation

Pullistation by JETD September 28, 2010

Punistation 

When you almost get your hole ripped out by a really big peice of crap.

Sundays at noon.

Punistation by phatjacks February 25, 2004

pulpitations 

Tremors and involuntary shivers caused by either spending too long in church, or being overwhelmed by one or more powerful sermons.

I generally feel turned off (and usually **turn off** the TV or radio as a result) when I hear an evangelist roaring about Hellfire and brimstone... what do they want me to do --- get major pulpitations just from listening to those ego-inflated frauds rail about non-important issues???

pulpitations by QuacksO January 14, 2020