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pulling the goalie

When your significant other stops using birth control in order to get pregnant.
Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.
pulling the goalie by nicklby October 20, 2012

Pulling the goalie

I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.

Pulling the Goalie

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.
Pulling the Goalie by Ernest74 August 22, 2008

pulling the goalie

Carl fucking the dog aging?

Yeah, he's out back pulling the goalie.
pulling the goalie by Modern Women January 3, 2026

pullin the goalie 

another term for masturbation , or jackin off
Q: What are you doin tonight A: Nothin much just pullin the goalie
pullin the goalie by AntonioSancho August 23, 2006

pullin the goalie 

Having sex with out protection if your partner gets pregnant its not planned but not a surprise.
Hey Joe, you guys trying to have kids?
We aren't trying but not avoiding it. Basically we are pullin the goalie.
pullin the goalie by braymo July 29, 2009
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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