pulling out

What the cavemen used for birth-control

Caveman 1- I can't believe Ulga is pregnant again!

Caveman 2- You should do what I do.

Caveman 1- What's that?

Caveman 2- Try pulling out.

by Zack2010 February 28, 2009

pulling out

Pulling ones penis out before ejaculation, this is done to prevent pregnancey. this DOES NOT WORK. the penis has already sent out pre-cum by this time, ur just waisting the rest of ur sperm

jenny- billy im pregnant...
billy- thats impossible i pulled out.
jenny- u twat dont u listen in health that doesnt work!

by Dave C November 9, 2004

pulling out

to leave a parking lot with your penis, or to pull out your vehicle from a vagina.

by HappyHenry35 June 24, 2003

pulling out

To pull your penis out of a woman's vagina and excreat bodily fluids. A common form of contraception, until filthy sailors started travelling around the world spreding diseases from port to port.

Todd thought he was swift, until he pulled out too late and ruined his life in the process

by macdad April 2, 2003

Pulling out

What most stock investors do right before they're stock crashes.This usually does'nt work because its unpredictable and the investor usually ends up fucked in the end.

Stock investor-This is fantastic! My stock is going up!

A few days later....

Stock investor- Dear god.....im broke!

Another investor- Sir, you should of considered pulling out when you had the chance!

Can be compared to sex :

by Guilty Sire September 29, 2009

pulling out

Pulling your dick out of your random girls vagina before u get her knocked up

Old Bessy, I just didn't pull out soon enough. Now she's knocked up and we have little bessie jr.

by Vanilla Cock June 2, 2003

pulling out

A method of birth control heterosexual couples tend to use. Right before ejaculating, male pulls out his penis to prevent pregnancy.

Girl: ‘Do you have a condom?’
Guy: ‘Nah it’s alright. I’ll be pulling out’

by sexyasiandisappointment July 28, 2018