Pulling a Gui

When you're invited to a New Year's party at a friend's house but end up getting so wasted that for some reason or another you can't manage to find your way back into the house and are stuck outside in the patio but then you get a sudden, raging stomach ache which causes you to squeeze some Mississippi Mud out of your chocolate starfish into a bag that you just ripped open but cannae close it back so as to hide the evidence you chuck it at the street whilst not realizing the street was a campsite and then the next morning you make like Patrick Swayze and ghost out of there before the consequences of your actions can catch up with you.

Ermalindo: "Hey Jimmy, are you coming to the party tonight at Maria's house?"

Jimmy: "No can do brother, last year I got caught pulling a Gui there."

Ermalindo: "You pulled a Gui there? You absolute savage!!"

Pulling a Gui by pullingguisformotherteresa January 3, 2019

Pulling a guilbert 

Pulling a Guilbert comes from ancient Hebrew. It translates to one who commits an error.

oh my goodness Karla, i was really pulling a guilbert the other night.

Pulling a guilbert by Julio10613 December 16, 2020

pulling an Aguilar 

When you stay inside all day and do nothing instead of going out and having fun with other people. Cabin fever may ensue after pulling too many consecutive Aguilars.

Mike: Where is Josh?

Stephen: I heard he was pulling an Aguilar.

Mike: I'll call him. *calls* Hey Josh, you're pulling a major Aguilar today! Why don't you come hang out with us?

Josh: No! You guys are faggots. I'm gonna stay here and pull an Aguilar for the rest of the day!

pulling an Aguilar by Faguilar September 28, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004