Pulled a Martin

Doing something only a FOB would do, something dumb.

Martin and his girl watching tv. Martin wants to make out, Martin pokes her face over and over with her trying to ignore him. He has thus Pulled a Martin

by Garfield007 September 03, 2008

pull a martin

Quit your job to move somewhere else for your significant other, then break up with her/him and move back within 6 months

Try not to pull a Martin

by microsoftie October 16, 2013

Pulling a Martin

A gambling term when someone thinks they have the best hand, but doesn’t know the game rules, thereby losing a substantial number of chips

He tried to use 4 on the board during the Omaha game last night and lost half his stack, that really pulling a Martin

by Grumpyturd April 26, 2020

Pulling a Martin Luther

Becoming a monk because it's rainy outside.

Greg: Dude it was raining pretty hard last night
Tim: Yea, I heard a couple people Pulling a Martin Luther while I was trying to sleep.

by iubowiecbiwubciowb June 01, 2019

to pull a Martin on someone

The act of promising a prompt reaction or resolution in the context of a problem to someone without actually being willing to fulfil the said promise without receiving reminders about it.

- Have you received feedback on your thesis already?
- No, the professor pulled a Martin on me again; I guess I will need to email them again about it...
- Wow dude, condolences, I know that feeling; it is not a nice move to pull a Martin on someone

by few-factorials April 25, 2022

Pull a Tim Martin

To fire people during a time of crisis for completely selfish reasons.

"oh gosh Gary, I'm terrified my boss is going to pull a Tim Martin..."

by Breadyegg April 05, 2020