Pulled a Gabe

(V) Throwing up after ten too many jello shots, then falling asleep in said puke only for it to dye your hair the color of the jello.

Adam: "Dude, why is your hair blue?"
Me: "I pulled a Gabe last night."

Pulled a Gabe by girlgabe April 3, 2013

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Pulled a Gabe

Drinking a mason jar of moonshine by your self

Lori just pulled a Gabe, drank all the peach cobbler moonshine:)

Pulled a Gabe by ChrissyG25 April 19, 2018

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Pulled a Gabe

The act of doing something very stupid with very little thought. The more retarded what you do is, the bigger the Gabe you pull.

Damn that kid just pulled a Gabe!

Pulled a Gabe by Wicked washcloth February 4, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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