Pudsey bear 

Iconic mascot of BBC's Annual tediathon Children In Need resembling a large blond teddy bear with a bandaged eye. Or huge blonde muff. Ye olde English.

"Gosh Sir, she was a tidy bit a trim you got hold of last night".

"Appearances can be deceptive Jeeves. Sliding my hand into her gusset was like slipping one's hand into "pudsey bear's" eye patch".

Pudsey bear by Stella Tartois October 31, 2012

Pudseybear bumshaging 

Pudsey bear is currently bum shagging your family and friends at the same time 👅

This is pudseybear bumshaging
Currently pudsey is having intercourse in your mothers anus

Pudseybear bumshaging by Haroldinho the bum shagger November 2, 2023