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puddle fart 

Kind of like farting in the bath and producing the bubbles, but in the shower. Basically if you need a fart in the shower, have your back facing the shower, cup your hand over your ass crack and let water dribble into it. Let the fart rip, enjoy the sensation of a hand contained bubble.
Grandpa - "enjoy the puddle farts while you still can boy, last time i tried it grandma spent the week cleaning up shit from the shower."
puddle fart by Richy Mac January 19, 2008
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Puddle fart 

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk
He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨
Puddle fart by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017

Puddle Fart 

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.

Fart Puddle 

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.
Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!
Fart Puddle by Rionox December 7, 2022

piddle fart 

to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off
Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!
piddle fart by uniTARDo March 23, 2009

Piddle Fart 

Verb where you fart so hard, you piss a little
I laughed so hard i piddle farted

Fart Paddle 

The art of pooping in your hand and wacking somebody with the said poop.
I fart paddled her last night, and boy was she happy.
Fart Paddle by IrCoolerthanu November 4, 2006
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