Pubetooey Share definition Flag (n) After performing oral sex. When you have pubes in your mouth and must spit them out. Dude: Bro, what did you just do? Bro: Just did a major pubetooey. Pubetooey by deliciousFoods March 16, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Pubetooey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch