Pubestitution 

Substitute pubes to another bodypart (for instance face or, common for women, breasts. Often done if the person has lost a bet

Daniela: Wow! The beard really suits your boyfriend. Especially the black curls are a good contrast to his blond hair.
Bianca: It´s not his real beard. He did a pubestitution because he lost a bet. Btw, I finally got rid of my crab lice

Pubestitution by Tommy Milffigger October 11, 2018

Pokestitution 

A person who charges their friends for excessively poking them on Facebook.

Person A: "As much as you poke me, I should start charging you!"

Person B: "You can't do that! It's pokestitution!"

Pokestitution by Ch.W. March 3, 2011