A post-ironic slang term used to dramatize ordinary situations. It references a 2021 Adult Swim short in which a contagious "glitch" virus spreads across cartoons, transforming characters into grotesque versions of themselves and destroying their worlds. The term persists largely because the short became embedded in children's content, which gave it a reputation as cringeworthy to reference directly.
When someone attempts to apply Schrodinger's douchebag to someone when it is very obvious the person is joking
OP: me when i have to shoot my dog because i'm bored person 1: what is actually wrong with you!!!! you deserve prison!!
OP: i've never actually done that
person 2: there it is everyone *slow clap*, Schrodinger's asshole ladies and gentlemen
sane person 1: classic pibby glitch fallacy, there is no way you read that and thought it was serious
That moment when someone is offended by a obvious joke, and another person attempts to apply Schrodinger's asshole to the one who was joking
person 1: my kids trapped in the krampus's sack begging to be let out as they get dragged to hell
person 2: WTF IS WRONG IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!?!?!??!
person 1: i never intended seriousness wtf?
person 3: Schrodinger's douchebag in full motion btw
person 4: yeah no clearly a joke - pibby glitch fallacy LOLL
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.