Someone who has created the perception that they're more famous than they are. Pseulebrities are avid social networking users; they complain a lot, ask for free stuff and talk about themselves in the third person. They live in a vacuous online world where followers, 'friends', 'likes' and blog views mean more than sex.
Susan thinks she's so Fauxmous I wish she'd stop tweeting about how busy and important she is, she's such a Pseulebrity
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!