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provo push 

A variation of dry hump used commonly by mormons in Provo, UT. Provo is a mecca for young members (18-30 years of age) of the mormon church which has many strict guidelines that include a vow of abstinence until marriage.

Mormons, like all other human beings, are born with an innate desire for sexual intercourse. As a result of the strict guidelines that prohibit premarital relations, incidents of the provo push (aka dry humping) are high.
Friend 1: "Dude, I hooked up with Ashley last night!"
Friend 2: "Did you guys do the push?"
Friend 1: "Oh yeah man, she started pushing before we started kissing!"

"Last night I macked with this girl and got blue balls. It was worth it because we did the provo push"
provo push by E Matthew September 5, 2008
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Provo Push 

During a Mormon soaking session, a third party pushes up on the mattress under you both to initiate thrusting.
I can’t go this weekend, I’m the Provo push for my bro.
Provo Push by Jonahswhale September 5, 2021

Provo Push 

When a couple (usually Mormon, from Provo) have sex with clothes on "dry hump" like a dog with no inhabitions
Yeah, Bishop, last night we got a little carried away, you know, the "provo push"?
Provo Push by Jerr Bear January 28, 2008

Provo pushin him off 

When a guy is trying to provo push and the girl pushes him off. Thus provo pushin him off
Kelly: hey Natalie try and make my nipples hard
Natalie: haha noooo
Kelly: wanna make out?
Natalie: okay sure
Kelly: *tries to roll on top of natalie
Natalie: what are you doing?
Kelly: grunts while saying Provo pushin it babe
Natalie: NO WAY!! Provo pushin him off!!!
Provo pushin him off by natkatrac November 17, 2011
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022