In the Niggalations Bible, the 5 prophets are the children of Jah-rel. During the final hours of Jah-rel's life, Jah-rel created the 5 prophets to take over the Niggalations. After his death, the 5 prophets took control of Niggalations and guided thou Nibba to peace. The 5 prophets are Jah-see, Huntyrone, Nathius, Joshieriah, and Ken-jah.
the 5 prophets will protect thou nibba
by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020
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someone that posts their nonsensical ideas on facebook hoping people will think they are an intellectual or "enlightened." These people will usually have a following of friends who will agree with whatever they have to say even if it makes no sense at all.
Tyler: Did you see Jeff's status update about life and why we exist?
Me: Yeah what a dumbass, he's the definition of a facebook prophet.
by baudday April 29, 2010
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A World of Warcraft Alliance guild on the Skullcrusher server.
Forgotten Prophets are /famous.

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by StevePerrySucks February 23, 2009
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Noun: snow prophet, or the snow prophet represents a group of web sites founded by Tim Flanagan, "The SkiProphet", that encompass all things snowsports related including Alpine Skiing and Snowboarding, Nordic Skiing and Nordic Ski Jumping, Backcountry Skiing and Snowboarding, Snow Biking, Snowmobiling and everything on the snow...
The Snow Prophet web sites provide a venue for snow sports consumers to express their opinions and views, and openly interact with like minded indivduals free of charge.
by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010
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An illiterate warlord who made up an entire cult to get sex benefits.
Prophet Muhammad (may piss be upon him) married a 6 year old and had sex with her when she was 9.
by A name hopefully not used yet December 5, 2022
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1. term used to describe jason mraz.
2. song from jason mraz's debut cd Waiting for My Rocket to Come
3. also the name of the tour Jason had in 2004.
Im just a curbside prophet with my hand in my pocket, waitin for my rocket to come.
by rahbee June 30, 2005
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The greatest Fornite player of all time. No Fortnite player stands a chance against him. If you mess with him, he will go on to Fortnite, and he will find and kill you. If you really make him mad, he could even ban your Fortnite account. If you see him in Fortnite, you should just accept your death.
OMG I just got killed by Abdullah, he's a Fortnite prophet!
by ....'''' February 12, 2018
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