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Properus Mortium

A Buttplug in the shape of a Miquote. Has sex with waffles. Is canadian so it all evens out somewhere on the floor of a janitorial closet.

Properus Mortium is only slightly tastier than Muppet Afterbirth

by Dragoons_Are_cool February 17, 2020

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