Productive sex

n. Sex that's so good you're at least twice as productive the next day

Last week I had productive hangover, so I opted for productive procrastination and had productive sex with this new chick instead. Boy, I got a week's worth of work done the next day.

by Dr. Productive June 2, 2011

product of anal sex

A REALLY slow/ dim-witted person who is of subpar intelligence.

Judge you are so fucking stupid you must be the product of anal sex.

by old jeezy August 27, 2006