prodigal poop

When the mound of poop is so big that it tries to ‘return home’ by going back into your anus.
Don’t forget to flush before the Prodigal Poop returns home.
by Farnsworth Framingham February 05, 2020
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Prodigal Poop

A large poop in a low-flow toilet piles up until it reaches your butthole— thus returning from whence it came. Therefore it is called The Prodigal Poop.
I should have flushed half way through this morning. That Texas Tube Snake turned into a real Prodigal Poop.
by RandyFalstaff December 10, 2024
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