Print Monkey 

A print monkey is guy/girl who runs and troubleshoots the large format printers, vinyl plotters, and other high price equipment in a creative setting.

Sean: This Roland Versacamm-640 can print 64 million colors, on any material, up to 64 inches wide, AND cut vinyl?!?? HOLY HELL!

Brad: Only a print monkey would get excited...

Print Monkey by CajunSasquatch December 27, 2011

monkey print 

Incomprehensible, ambiguous, or confusing edits left by idiot mid-level managers on reports done by real experts. Usually just for the sake of leaving some sort of input; very much akin to prints left by a primate.

Damn! That idiot manager in procurement left monkey prints all over my report and now I cannot understand it!

monkey print by Bulwinkle Jr. August 7, 2008

license to print money 

A sure-fire method guaranteed to make copious, innumerable amounts of revenue, usually through a product being sold or an event being offered.

The Nintendo DS and Nintendo 3DS sell so well, Nintendo treats it like a license to print money.

license to print money by Ixra February 14, 2013

licence to print money 

(n.) A highly profitable business.

Those who bought into the McDonalds franchise years ago have found they now have a licence to print money

licence to print money by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

Print money 

You...

Hym "Eheh... WHAT!? You... You can't be serious, right? 'We know we can print money?' Like... WHAT!? You HAVE to know that that isn't how that works, right? I mean, you're joking, right. Print money? Yeah, let's just print 230,000,000 billion dollars and then give everyone a billion and then we'll ALL be billionaires! Like... You're not... Are you fucking serious? What in the actual fuck? You can't just print money. What the fuck is wrong with you? The value of the money directly relates to the amount of money in circulation. That's why the inflation. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Print money by Hym Iam January 12, 2025

paint eating monkey 

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

look at the stupid paint eating monkey

paint eating monkey by tamahau March 2, 2003

Monkey Point 

A point made in argument which is reasonable, intelligent, and probably ends the discussion right then and there. There are no comebacks for Monkey Point.

Also: A synonym for 'logic'.

We were arguing about National Education, and then Matt made a Monkey Point, so I had no choice but to surrender to his superior logic.

Monkey Point by RP2016 December 11, 2012