PrimaryTyler

While a Tyler is "the most amazing person you will ever meet...", a PrimaryTyler is the complete opposite. To put it succinctly, a PrimaryTyler is the worst. They give you terrible advice you didn't ask for. They serve you coffee cold, despite promising it will be hot. They are the kind of person that talks about how awesome a movie is that ends up being horrible.

A Tyler is someone I wish I could always be friends with, a PrimaryTyler is not. PrimaryJerk.

Friend: Ugh. City Hall was horrible. Why did Jeff say it was great?

You: Jeff's a real goddamn PrimaryTyler. I swear to hell.

Friend: I hate him so much. Let's go play GoldenEye and run around as Oddjob.

by pantsfantastico August 28, 2019