Pretzel fish 

a salty fish. found in your bathtub

"wtf there is a pretzel fish in my bathtub"

Pretzel fish by mmmpretzelfish October 20, 2009

pretzelfish 

A woman which twists like a well known german bakery ware during sexual intercourse.

A: "Dude, she can cross her legs behind her head!"
B: "Yup, clear case of pretzelfish."

pretzelfish by Hans Hanseatic Hansen August 15, 2011