pretzel

dangerous islamic weapon

i dont think we need an example

by jojo November 30, 2004

pretzels

the act of being crazy, insane, out of your right mind.

Person #1: "I am pregnant with my brother in law's child, and in return, i gave him the herp."
Person#2: "Girl, you straightup pretzels!!!

by fktspd January 26, 2011

pretzels

What I am not.

I am not a pretzel damnit

by the aunts June 2, 2004

The Pretzel

When two straight males take their flaccid penises in such a way that it looks like a pretzel dog.

Yo man, I just did the pretzel with my bros last night. Pretty fun, I'd say.

by Booty Wizard January 16, 2017

pretzel

Would-be assassin of George W. Bush.

Unfortunately, the pretzel in question failed in his attempt.

by Disillusioned Hippie January 15, 2006

pretzelled

Confused, twisted, or bent out of shape.

I'm a little pretzelled about that new movie.

That psychopath clown is pretzelled.

When I drove my bike off the edge I pretzelled my front wheel.

by Mike99 June 16, 2008

pretzels

pretzels are the best food item in the fucking universe and i will beat you to death if you say otherwise i just want to buy out the entire stock of them and eat all of them especially the little pretzel bites at auntie anne's i want to eat so many right now

give me some mother fucking pretzels or in going to peel your skin

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021