pretty penis

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1.a penis that is so amazing, the only word that can explain it is pretty.
2.a penis that is mouth watering.

he has a pretty penis, i could suck it all day long!

pretty penis by Tha Star Diva! April 8, 2009

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pretty penis

A penis sculpted by god himself for the world to share and cherish.

"I have only had it a few times, but man that boy has a pretty penis... god blessed him."

pretty penis by Jackie January 1, 2005

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pretty penis

Any penis that is over 10 inches, very thick, bold viens, the tip is 2 times thicker then the shaft, and or looks like an arrow.

the way it moves looks like a pretty penis

pretty penis by Edger II June 1, 2006

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penis, pretty big

A phrase often sung to the tune of WWE's Goldberg's entrance music...
Farely self explanatory when describing one's worth

Bill (looking at penis) : Hey Marge - penis, pretty big
Marge - Bullshit, and i would know.
Bill : stupid bitch

penis, pretty big by Lips March 23, 2004

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Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

Petty Penis by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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