Exposing your bare ass and spreading your butt cheeks onto an object possibly leaving a slight anal residue to the surface.
"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"
by Johny Cakes February 24, 2012
Masturbating, to jerk off
by Sergeant Doncho June 20, 2019
by William Wells December 13, 2005
by Ivan January 24, 2004
When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.
by Sammy the hammy May 24, 2006
A polite reference to a clean shaven vah-jay-jay. The overlapping labia tend to resemble the delicate folds deli ham (pickle insertion optional).
by SlangEditorial May 2, 2008
Preform a standard pressed ham (I.e) press your bare ass tightly against a clear panel "glass etc" with a tight seal and let loose with a preferably powerful fart
by Dick n' omo May 12, 2013