press ham

to press one's bare ass up against a window of sorts, often in a moving vehicle, for the purpose of displaying it to the unfortunate fellows on the other side of the window.

Every time we see a school bus on the road, we pass it and press ham.

by brandon hall December 01, 2005

press ham

To "moon" or show your bare ass to someone while pressing the ass up against glass.

Jamie decided he was going to press ham on the window at the local Mc Donald's and all the cheerleaders screamed.

by Eddie Bell May 27, 2008

press ham

to spread your ass cheeks and touch your cornhole up against something or someone.

My ass was ripe when I press hammed that persons face when they fell asleep at the party.

by William Wells December 13, 2005

press ham

to sit, bare-assed, directly on a toilet seat.

Hell no, I don't press ham on public toilets.

by Ivan January 24, 2004

Pressed Ham

1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.

2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.

The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.

While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.

by jamminjay October 18, 2002

Pressed Ham

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.

We pressed ham to another car on the road.

by dadaevan March 31, 2007

pressed ham

when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham

I went up to my friend's house and gave his window pressed ham.

by Equinox_ October 16, 2008