Short for Preparation (or Prepper) Snob. Someone, usually a well-off white male (typically of MAGA affiliation), who, during someone's raw moment of crisis, makes it a point to apathetically highlight to the person how they should've been better prepared, always ignoring how much money and position in life plays a part in their luxury of own "preparation" (like owning expensive generators, owning a freshwater well, paying for pricier insurances, building doomsday shelters, etc.), usually defending their action as "friendly advice" or "a lesson learned"
Texans: "My house! It's ruined! This winter blast ruined all my possessions! I'm drinking snow water now!"
Asshole Joe: "Well, just use this moment as a lesson learned to be prepared for these kinds of things."
People with a heart: "Asshole! This is not the time!"
Asshole Joe: "Just friendly advice."
People: "Hey, prep snob--here's some advice: Go fuck yourself."
Asshole Joe: "Well, just use this moment as a lesson learned to be prepared for these kinds of things."
People with a heart: "Asshole! This is not the time!"
Asshole Joe: "Just friendly advice."
People: "Hey, prep snob--here's some advice: Go fuck yourself."
by Mr. MagooeyPants February 20, 2021