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Prep 9 is the hardest program that you will do in your life. Prep 9 is more selective than Harvard. It's where you'll meet the greatest of people; people who become your second family. Your unprepareds are kept track of, and even though you may fail, you will succeed. Rest assured that Prep 9 brings you closer to your dreams.

Note: PREP 9 is, and always will be better than Prep for Prep
A: How's Taft?
B: Its soooo great! I finished all my homework before the last class!
A: Same! But it's nothing compared to prep 9.
B: I know!! I miss all my contingent mates and my teachers and pulling all nighters every Friday working on Potato Famine research papers and reading Great Expextations. I even miss Mr. Hall and Mr. Antoine ...
Prep 9 by barenca November 4, 2015

Prep 9 Cont. XXXIII 

We are a family. We are the best contingent ever, (XXXIII) like periodtttt! We are dumb smart, we are really smart, grade wise. However, in real life we are really stupid. Like we dead do the most dumb things, but we are so smart. We know how to do good grades, we know how to party, and stick to each other. We finesse our ways until we make it. Boarding schools we are coming for you. Yeah so even tho we have had no sleep in a long time it will be all worth it. Our fears are finals and getting kicked out. So yeah basically we have the best teacher. Honestly Lawrenceville is where most of our bond occured, most of our memories came from there . Someone outside from prep will never understand how tight the community at prep 9 is. All the no sleep breakdown, laughs cries will be worth it! Ayyyyy yooo boarding school check! No Cap! Heavy on it!
---Contingent XXXIII
Prep 9 Cont. XXXIII is the best periodttt
Prep 9 Cont. XXXIII says "integrity my butt and what is sleep?"

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026