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Premature Upulation

1. When a couple spend the night together and one half bolts/ ups and leaves before breakfast or even the dawn chorus. 2. When your on a train and its not massively packed but still the person sitting/ standing next to you feels the need to get up way too early for the next stop, even though they have no luggage and it involves barging people out the way who are getting off at the same stop anyway. 3. When a guy or girl leaves the party or dinner really early.
1. Katie: er yeh so he seemed really into me and we talked about spending the next day together but then after we fooled around in bed he just seemed to up and leave' Carl: ar yes 'premature upulation' 2. Dan: dude why the heck has that man got up already, its 10 mins to the next stop, its not going to make him get there any earlier. Sid: yeh he's got premature upulation 3. Wilson: Er seriously what is wrong with Ted, he is so dull these days he has total premature upulation. You go for dinner or a party with him and he just ups and leaves after 30 minutes.
by Salster88 January 14, 2012
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premature strike-ulation

When you are bowling and you THINK you bowled a strike, so you start celebrating by doing your little dance, but then you turn around to notice you still have pins standing.
Man, jon totally looked like an IDIOT when he thought he got that strike. He did a little breakdace move, while everyone was laughing and pointing at the lanes, he finally turuned around and realized it wasnt a strike. CLASSIC case of premature strike-ulation
by dashrendar January 4, 2009
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premature reply-ulation

when you accidentally hit send before completing writing your email. usually in the middle of a word or thought so that the recipient has no idea what the heck you are talking about.
When replying to the email thread Tim accidentally hit reply after he had typed "I just l", when what he really meant to say was "I just left". Thanks to his premature reply-ulation Kristen had no clue what his email really meant.
by krismac September 25, 2010
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Premature e-drake-ulation

The tingly feeling you get from a drake-gasm without playing Uncharted, simply from seeing a Uncharted commercial, or a commercial with Nathan Drake in it
Dude i just had a full blown Premature e-drake-ulation
by NewAgeaOutlaw007 October 4, 2011
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premature e-check-ulation

In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.
Two moves in and you're already coming with the premature e-check-ulation?
by Johnny J. Rockability June 12, 2008
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Premature E-dance-ulation

When Someone breaks out a killer dance move way too early and ruins the dance floor for the rest of the evening. Also can be a stripper ruining their set by breaking it down wayyyyy to early
"Dude they had it going on but they premature e-dance-ulated and now no one wants to touch the floor anymore."

"Ya Premature E-dance-ulation ruined the night!"
by cinco Cero cinco May 11, 2009
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