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Premanstrual Syndrome 

When a male is in an inexplicably bad mood or suffers from sudden mood swings.
"I thought we were finally going to meet your boyfriend tonight."

"He was in a bad mood and opted to stay in to watch old movies and eat an entire pizza."

"Premanstrual Syndrome. It's perfectly natural."

pre-manstrual syndrome 

When a male is irritable for no apparent reason; the male version of PMS
Charlie must have pre-manstrual syndrome because he started yelling at everyone for no reason.

pre-manstrual syndrome 

When a male is pissy and irritable for no apparent reason; the male version of PMS
Charlie must have pre-manstrual syndrome because he started yelling at everyone for no reason.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004