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pre-school 

Like pre-gaming it, only just before school.
Dude class is going to be lame, want to pre-school it before class?

Yea, I'll bring the beer.

pre-school by bigMAC1 June 11, 2008
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Pre-school 

The perfect place to pick you new bride
Why don’t you pick up a new bride at the Pre-school Ackbar?
Pre-school by Lord Cesar November 19, 2019

Pre School 

This is what is for the beginning of school ages 6 weeks to 7 years and there are 3 years
1st year play school
2nd year dayschool (short for daycareschool)
Or School babies
3rd year fed School or pre kindergarteners
This may also be called pre k Head start Junior School junior kindergarten beginning School nursery School or infant School
My child is going to pre school
Pre School by 459395 February 24, 2022

pre-school depression 

The day before you go back to school and you feel you have done nothing.
I was having a case of pre-school depression on Sunday night.

Pre School Raps 

Pre School Raps are simple lyrics anybody can think of.
The name says it all (Pre School Raps).
Wack Rhymes.
Pre School Raps:
"I like fish
on a dish"

"im rappin this song
while im hitting a bong"

Rap Rhymes:
"And my raps is unbelievable like aliens and flying sorcers
No more iron horses cause I'm buying porches."

"I'm looking nothing like your poppa
I wouldn't give a bitch 10 cent to put cheese on a whoppa"
Pre School Raps by Billy 101 May 28, 2008

Pre-School facial 

When a girl sucks a mans penis and right before he reaches climax, he pulls out and tries to spell her name on her face.
Guy: That was great babe
Girle: i know but who's Don
Guy: my pre-school facial wasnt enough for donna.
Pre-School facial by E-Roach012001 February 26, 2008

Pre school poacher

One who paints thier nuts like easter eggs then hiding in the bushes outside a pre school patiently waiting for a unsuspecting victim to collect the "eggs"
Be weary kids its easter,and the pre school poachers are lurking
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