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Power poop 

When you need to poop in school and have limited time to do so. Typical power poops can last as little as 2 minutes. Power poops originated at MHS in Millbury MA.
Dave- Hey jay i have to go poop really bad, would you like to join me
Jay- Sorry i cant i don't want the teachers to wonder why i was in the bathroom for so long
Dave- Thats fine, we can just power poop!
Power poop by Pooping princess December 7, 2009
Words you can keep

Power Poop 

A poop/poops that comes out of your anus so fast that the impact makes the water reach your butt cheeks.
"Dude, I just had a power poop. Now I have to take a shower."
Power Poop by Power Pooper April 14, 2014

poop power 

When you dont wash your hands after you take a shit. Then you try and touch people but they will always move away. From this advantage you can demand anything you want
DJ SkiZZ: " HAHAHAHA i didnt wash my hands!!"

kid: " Dude get the hell away from me and stop trying to touch me!!"

DJ SkiZZ: " I HAVE THE POOP POWER!!"
poop power by MLG DJ SkiZZ August 16, 2009

power pooping

Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition.
Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.
Me: BRB! 7:00 PM
You: ok! 7:00 PM
Me: Man, what a great power poop, I felt like I was in a power pooping competition 7:01 PM
You: Dude, you just broke a world record!
Me: Yeah, I break it about 3 times a week

Power Pooping

The act of emptying ones bowels while listening to thrashy, hardcore, brutal, or otherwise rockin' music to enhance the experience.
Ray - "My iPod's charged, I'm ready to go to the bathroom!"
Preston - "What do you need your iPod for?"
Ray - "Power pooping, man. It's what all the rock stars and CEOs and shit do. You gotta try it!"
Power Pooping by Molotov Malone October 24, 2008

Poop Poker 

Someone that likes to poke at their own or other's poop
"Jerrica, dont be such a poop poker!!!"

"WHAT?!?! Its totally normal!!!"
Poop Poker by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011

poop poker 

A male who achieves orgasm by placing his male copulatory organ inside the rectum of another. Because feces and other defecal matter exit through the rectum the term "poop poker" has been used to describe someone who engages in this type of sexual activity. Poop poker often refers to homosexual men, but can be used to describe anyone who participates in anal sex.
None of the other guys would sleep over at Marty's because they knew he was a poop poker.
poop poker by cbiscit October 9, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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