Some autistic sanicfag who wastes his time making shitty reviews on Sonic 06, yelling about GRIFFITH, and faps to Cream the Rabbit like the sick pedo he is. He also regularly abuses his online friends because he doesn't have real life friends to a point where he would send pictures of cutting his wrists and face like a emo girl after having enough putting up his shit. He lives with his mentally disabled lawyer mom and uses his lawyer mom to sue anyone making parody videos on his meaningless, spreading drama, or not returning gifts from people they never asked to begin with.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!