Powder my nose

Running to the bathroom for a quick snort of cocaine.

Mary: "Jen, I'm going to go powder my nose. Wanna come with'?
Jennifer: "Why do you have a straw for?"
Mary: To snort some of this awesome blow I just scored."

Powder my nose by K4t333 January 25, 2011

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Powder my nose

A sarcastic euphemism for going to drop a deuce, have a private conversation, or simply jet from a situation (typically a table).

(At a restaurant)
Man on date: The dividends on my Facebook stock payed my dues for the swingers club this year.
Woman on date: Excuse me, I'm going to go powder my nose.

Powder my nose by RobDestiny April 10, 2017

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Powder my nose

Go to bathroom and snort drugs

Am going to go to the bathroom and powder my nose - Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction

Powder my nose by V Chen November 23, 2016

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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