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potatosexual 

People who are strongly against other sexualities and resort to a passionate love with Potatos.
Hey honey, wanna come to my house?

Hell no Imma go fuck some potatos, bitch. I'm potatosexual.
potatosexual by Fishyboss November 22, 2011

Potatotarian 

Someone who doesn't regularly exclude potatoes from their diet.
Mr. Potate:
"I could be starving right now. Anything good in your fridge?"

Hostess:
"There could be some babe potatoes. Heard you're a potatotarian -- want to try 'em?"

Mr. Potate:
"Hella yeah!"

potatotarian 

Someone who is too intelligent to pay a monthly fee for memes.
If those potatotarians don't sign up for my Patreon, I am going to have to evolve my tactics.
potatotarian by LMPM Mayor's Club October 7, 2019

Postosterone

Hi levels of testosterone within a social media post.
The replys were full of postosterone! It quickly turned into a pissing contest.
Postosterone by Al Dente June 7, 2019

Potatosexual 

People who indulge in sexual frivolity with potatoes
Woman: Do you want to have sex?

Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.

Woman: So you're a potatosexual?

Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: I have to go now..

Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?

Woman: Yes

Man: Will there be any potatoes?

Woman: I'm not sure

Man: I'll bring some just in case
Potatosexual by Mr.Fuzz October 18, 2008

Potatosexual 

When a person likes a potato a little bit more than your average person
You:"Damn that potato looks good enough to eat or more"
Friend:"That sounded a bit weird you might be a potatosexual
Potatosexual by Potate is watching September 23, 2017