Woman: Do you want to have sex?
Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.
Woman: So you're a potatosexual?
Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes
Woman:
I have to go now..
Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?
Woman: Yes
Man: Will there be any potatoes?
Woman:
I'm not sure
Man: I'll bring some
just in case