potatonet 

When one's internet speed is reduced to that of dial-up.

"I went over my internet limit for this month, now I have Potatonet."

potatonet by A TF2 player October 22, 2017

because potatoes

A phrase used by TheMysteriousMrEnter when someone in a cartoon does something without justification.

...And he couldn't press each button because potatoes.

because potatoes by InternetInhabitant69420 April 19, 2020

Potatoe Toots 

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.

Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!

Potatoe Toots by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day 

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.

What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010

potatosexual 

People who are strongly against other sexualities and resort to a passionate love with Potatos.

Hey honey, wanna come to my house?

Hell no Imma go fuck some potatos, bitch. I'm potatosexual.

potatosexual by Fishyboss November 22, 2011

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

Mashed potatoes by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022