Potato tits

The act of getting an astronomical amount of semen and smelly, warm fecal matter upon your chest, giving the effect of potato tits.

James: Yeah me and my girl are getting kinkier by the day.
Adam: What did you two do? Potato tits or something?

by Chase11 June 27, 2009

potato tits

when someone busts a nut on a girls rack

I gave her some potato tits

by Idahoslaper April 11, 2010

Potato Tit

- someone who acting like a complete asshole for no reason
- someone who can't take a joke

Dude you're such a potato tit today, calm down it was just a joke!

by MyNamesJefffff8888 September 12, 2020