JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.
by hazeystorm May 27, 2017
Get the Potato babymug. A cute and gorgeous girl of Irish descent. A combination of the Irish stereotype about potatoes and her being your babe/baby.
by a potato farmer March 14, 2017
Get the potato babymug. Derogatory term for someone of Irish decent, particularly older males who's heads resemble the texture and shape of potatoes while their faces are confoundedly baby-like.
by smellaina October 28, 2009
Get the potato babymug. The combination between a potato and a baby, that inhabits the jungle-marshland of south-western China and northern North Korea. These so called "babies" were found by a man and a woman whose names may not be stated.
by GLOBOGYMPURPLECOBRAS February 18, 2009
Get the potato babymug. potato baby
Edgar.
A Pokemón obsessed teenager who hasn't quite gone through "Pubbserty."
A gay baby, but not cute...so a potato baby.
His voice frequency is higher than me on crack. Yes, I know.
Also, happens to be a Chinese weeb. VIETNAMESE ANIME FTW!!!
"Hey, did you hear potato baby got a pimple?"
"SAY WHAAAAT?! That's not possible..."
"Yeah, I was just kidding. April Fools!"
" I was gonna say...There's no way that kid has hormones. He's like 4'2"."
Edgar.
A Pokemón obsessed teenager who hasn't quite gone through "Pubbserty."
A gay baby, but not cute...so a potato baby.
His voice frequency is higher than me on crack. Yes, I know.
Also, happens to be a Chinese weeb. VIETNAMESE ANIME FTW!!!
"Hey, did you hear potato baby got a pimple?"
"SAY WHAAAAT?! That's not possible..."
"Yeah, I was just kidding. April Fools!"
" I was gonna say...There's no way that kid has hormones. He's like 4'2"."
by Srane April 3, 2017
Get the Potato Babymug. A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.
Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.
by bschwarz May 24, 2011
Get the Instant Potatoes Babymug. 