An Irishman's fists.
"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."
"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."
"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."
by written_slander November 25, 2023