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post-it note 

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.
Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!
post-it note by Lady GroinCrush December 11, 2008
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Post-it note 

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.
Sophie was beyond stoked I gave her a Post-It note, she used the cash to pay her phone bill
Post-it note by Dr.Rozas August 12, 2017

post-it note 

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.
Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!
post-it note by Lady GroinCrush December 11, 2008

Post-It note 

When defacing a public restroom stall by smearing one's shit on the interior stalls wall with one's own underwear, leaving the underwear on the interior of the door, face high, held up by the drying shit, for the next person.
When I went to the bathroom at Target, I was surprised that someone left a smelly Post-It Note Especial hanging in the door for me.
Post-It note by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Post it note

A "post it note" is the signal of lift off in 215. After attending club 307 if you bring a bitch, hoe, or otherwise incapacitated female to the room, a "post it note" is placed (smoothly)(like a gangsta') on the outside of the door. This is to signal that you are currently getting ass.
Gangsta: Yo-- mothafucka-- i'm about to go back to the room and post it note that bitch n' hoe.

mississippi post-it note

When a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. He then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.
My girl forgot the milk so I gave her a nice mississippi post-it note to remember next time.

Florida Post-it Note 

When an individual wipes their butt with tissue paper, then proceeds to stick the tissue paper on the wall of the bathroom.
“Hey did you see that Florida post-it note in the locker room, this morning?”
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