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post man

Man that has a sex change.
by Ron the man May 19, 2015
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A woman which suffer from a man is or was abusive mentally and physically, liar, cheater, dead-beat father, and always depends on a woman to take care of him.
PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington A Man that wants to be married to you yet in a relationship with you and his side chicks. While his wife and kids struggling to make ends meet.
by MSLLH November 20, 2019
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post coital he-man

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.
Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.
by Starlicker October 31, 2014
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Manny post

When you post a picture and stating "Should I Cop". When in reality you could never afford it In the first place.
Guy 1 :"Manny posting Rims again"
Guy 2: "He won't get shit, he lives with his parents"
by Ci11antr0 August 24, 2023
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Postman Pat

A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!

If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!

There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat
by Joe the wise May 27, 2016
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Postman's Surprise

The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.
Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning
by SeductiveUnveal March 22, 2011
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Postman's Day

A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.
'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'
by Dark_Midget April 13, 2007
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