Poseidon's kiss

When you go to the bathroom and the water splashes your rump after taking a dump.

Hey... did you have a Poseidon's kiss when you were in the washroom?

by Heather Crystal December 28, 2016

Poseidon's Kiss

When you take a shit, and the water touches your ass.

My shit was so huge, it gave me the fattest Poseidon's kiss yesterday.

by CoC/Tubing March 15, 2023

Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping . It's so gross but so relatable!

A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced Poseidon's Kiss.
B: So relatable!

by KoalE March 11, 2016

Poseidon's Kiss

The act of toilet water splashing up onto exposed asscheeks as a result of a large amount of feces dropping into the toilet.

Erik: Dude, looks like you got some swamp ass there!
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.

by Funny Boner December 12, 2015

Poseidons kiss

The act of taking a heavy shit and upon the load hitting the water it splashes up on to your arse

Christ that Poseidons kiss was cold after my morning shite

by Zack_0700 June 22, 2018

Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0

Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.

This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.

by charismatix July 28, 2022

Poseidon's Kiss

The feces stain on the side of a toilet that does not flush out.

Every toilet in the men's bathroom had been touched with Poseidon's Kiss when I had to clean them at the end of the night.

by JohnnyColt420 February 9, 2015