by billypilgrim3000 May 8, 2012
When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping . It's so gross but so relatable!
by KoalE March 11, 2016
The act of toilet water splashing up onto exposed asscheeks as a result of a large amount of feces dropping into the toilet.
Erik: Dude, looks like you got some swamp ass there!
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.
by Funny Boner December 12, 2015
Every toilet in the men's bathroom had been touched with Poseidon's Kiss when I had to clean them at the end of the night.
by JohnnyColt420 February 9, 2015
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by Dickbutt March 10, 2012
When you drop that dark brown nut loaf and the toilet water splashes up, Cooling off that burning ring of yours.
by Primal Blue. November 6, 2015