Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

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Poseidon's kiss

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.

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When you drop that dark brown nut loaf and the toilet water splashes up, Cooling off that burning ring of yours.

That Poseidon's kiss really soothed the ache from last nights curry.

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When you go to the bathroom and the water splashes your rump after taking a dump.

Hey... did you have a Poseidon's kiss when you were in the washroom?

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My shit was so huge, it gave me the fattest Poseidon's kiss yesterday.

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When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping . It's so gross but so relatable!

A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced Poseidon's Kiss.
B: So relatable!

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The act of toilet water splashing up onto exposed asscheeks as a result of a large amount of feces dropping into the toilet.

Erik: Dude, looks like you got some swamp ass there!
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.

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