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Portsmouth FC 

The best football team outside the top 4 and the best team on the south coast. FA Cup winners and Asia Cup Winners Respectivly, and Runners up in the Community Sheild. Thier Local Rivals, Scumhampton, Are uber crap and are on the brink of going down into the non-league.
Play Up Pompey. :)
1- I support Portsmouth FC.
2- Oh really? i support southampton FC.
1- Who?
Portsmouth FC by Pompey4life October 12, 2008

Portsmouth FC 

Portsmouth FC or Portsmouth Football Club, Is a small football team on the south coast of England managed by a fat ageing man. Portsmouth FC are also one of the most overated teams in Premiership Football with a team entirely made up of OAP's and rejects of decent clubs.
The team play their home games at Fratton Park, which resembles a recreation ground.
One of the main supporter chants of this club is
"Play up Pompey, Pompey play up"
This is commonly returned to them by the oppostion fans as,
"Fuck off Pompey, Pompey Fuck off"
Portsmouth FC spend each football season desperately trying to avoid relegation.
Guaranteed six points for all opposition of Portsmouth FC
Portsmouth FC by TWM July 1, 2006

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026