by Jimmy dean sausage 405 March 31, 2018
The act of pulling out ones penis and squirting mustard on it, thus resembling a hot dog. A bun can be added to increase the effect.
Scott- "I was totally wasted last night and my friend said that I had even performed a portland frank. I said no way and un zipped my pants, only to find mustard stains."
Mike- "Damn, must have been one hell of a night."
Mike- "Damn, must have been one hell of a night."
by SBtheBoss June 18, 2011
The name given to using your penis like a hot dog by putting mustard on it made famous on Jackass 3.5
by Prince Radames June 06, 2011
From the new Jackass 3.5 movie. When you wake up with mustard all over your wiener/dick/cock/penis...
John: Dude, was I really drunk last night?
Matt: Yeah you grabbed the mustard for some reason and gave yourself a portland frank all over your cock.
John: No i didn't....
Matt: Check your dick...
John: Ohhh shittttttttt.......
Matt: Yeah you grabbed the mustard for some reason and gave yourself a portland frank all over your cock.
John: No i didn't....
Matt: Check your dick...
John: Ohhh shittttttttt.......
by SEXYcheerleaderBABE June 06, 2011
When changing his underwear, Bill discovered there was mustard on his junk, apparently the result of an attempted Portland Frank.
by MadMark255 December 18, 2021